This is funny.
Glenn Eichler wrote an open letter to the New York Botanical Garden in 2014 in the New Yorker regarding his love of their rock garden. He felt it deserved more attention:
“…rocks—dragged by glaciers, striped and striated by, I guess, also glaciers—deserve better.
Not sexy? Compared to what, the Donald J. Bruckmann Crabapple Collection?
No disrespect to Mr. Bruckmann, but Mick Jagger and Keith Richards haven’t spent fifty years playing to sold-out crowds as the Rolling Crabapples, the world’s greatest crabapple-and-roll band.”
Glenn has a point, don’t you think?